Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
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Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
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Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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