My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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