Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
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I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
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Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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