I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
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They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
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You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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