I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
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If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
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I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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