Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
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i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
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I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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