How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
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