Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
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This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
the gays at disneyland are vicious
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Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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