Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
We had to coat check the pizza.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
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