i was born a porn star she said
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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