He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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