i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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