Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
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this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
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