thus making me awesome and them whores
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
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hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
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I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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