i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
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She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
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I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize