What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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