i think i have two assholes
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
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you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
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Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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