you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
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I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
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She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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