I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
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