I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
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He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
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The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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