I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
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Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
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Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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