Dual....:-)
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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