it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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