Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
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So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
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Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
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