This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
I'm texring you during a blow job. She thinks I'm looking shit up. Fml. Ftw.
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
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You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
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Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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