Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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