6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
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Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
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She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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