Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
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I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
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I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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