how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
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who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
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Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works