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Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
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He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
We had to coat check the pizza.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
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I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.