ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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