After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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