Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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