There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
BRING THE BAGELS
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
Randomize
