This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
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as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
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I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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