So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
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High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
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Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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