she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
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he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
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You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out