quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
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I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
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How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook