im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
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i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
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If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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