Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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