He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
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Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
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Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.