I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
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Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
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I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.