I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
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I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
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LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress