I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
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She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
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Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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