pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
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at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
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he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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