Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
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about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
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All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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