If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
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I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
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What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
wow bdsm is so cute
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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