If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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