Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
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Went to the doctors. She saw my " I love beer" tattoo. All she said was " My drunken tat is of just one word. "Cornnuts.". Then said Mexico was "awesome." And sent me on my way. Yeah. She's my favorite doctor.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
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I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week