Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
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I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
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I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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