Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
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was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
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It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
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