yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
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i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
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Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
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