I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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